As the hubs and I sit in our recliners sippin’ hot cocoa as
the eight inches of snow outside continue to amplify, I can’t help but
reminisce on warmer days…(Well, I feel it is important to mention that my
husband is now up doing a solo act dancing to the “little drummer boy”. Off
beat, of course. Regardless, it still gets my heart a pitter-pattering. He is
just the best person.)
Anyways. So, for my birthday (which yes, I realize was in
August) (And yes, I realize was 3 months ago) Cameron took me to Elitch Gardens
in Denver. It’s kind of like a six flags. I think. That’s what people tell me,
as Lagoon is about the most theme park experience I have. Nevertheless, it was
so fun! I mean, it had rollercoasters and funnel cake. Duh.
Food is always a favorite part of my day! Plus, we are soaking wet from a log ride. Cameron liked it. Alot. Like three times consecutively lot. |
Next, we went and stayed at Chris and Hayley’s for the
night. Which, we were just completely giddy about. You see, they have a TV. We
don’t. And we have become those people
who, upon walking in a room with a TV on, become zombified and lose all ability
to communicate in any form. Because we are sucked in. Because, again, we don’t
have a TV. Like, not that we don’t have satellite. No. We don’t have any kind
of box that portrays any kind of media. Yeah. I know. But really, I secretly
love it.
But, Chris and Hayley also have a hot tub. So, of course, we
made a pit stop there first. I slowly attempt to snuggle up next to my man and
enjoy that moment. Well, of course he wasn’t having that. I mean, what if
someone walked by and saw a married couple snuggled up next to each other
holding hands in a hot tub? That is just far too scandalous for that man of
mine. So, I settled for him giving
me lessons on how to efficiently shave a beard. Using bubbles. Obviously. He
would lather up my cheeks real good and then swiftly scrape away the clinging
suds with his finger. Then I would practice on him. Naturally. I was rather
impressed. His method was quite efficient and effective. Except the part where
he shaved from my top lip up towards my nostrils—propelling suds deep into my
sinus. (Thanks hun.) Perhaps that is why men’s nose hairs grow so fast. They
are just propelling freshly cut whiskers right up there, where they promptly
multiply and replenish. Ha, just kidding. Kind of.
We are like, four years old. |
Anywaysss..after the hot tub rendezvous, there was little
time left for TV. We were tuckered out. But, despite our lack of mind numbing
delight, it was still a wonderful weekend!
And since we are talking about weekends, I gotta mention my
hubby’s success. Cuz it involved plenty of weekends. Weekends away from his
wife. L Anyways…Remember all those posts about
looking for sheep. Well, he found one. GLORY HALLELUJAH! And, in the process he
was still able to work full time each week and never miss a Sunday. Such a
blessing! Oh, and he didn’t die in all the floods going crazy around him. So
that was good too.
The thigh. I didn't want to document this. But, I just had to. |
Well, I didn’t
cry. But I could’ve. Don’t ever let your husband cut up his dead creature in
your house. You’ll gag all over the place.
So, after that mess, we cooked it up on his parents fire.
And. It surprisingly, was not awful bad. How things can smell one way and taste
another is beyond me. But my husband was ecstatic. Exclaiming “Definitely the
best wild game!” But, last week I threw away the last piece of leftover sheep.
Because upon asking him if he wanted it, he simply said no. So…if “the best
wild game meat” isn’t worthy of seconds I’m terrified to try what other wild
animal he’s gonna drag home next. But don’t worry, we’ll have plenty of other
chances for seconds. There is still a huge thigh and 5 billion steaks sitting
in our freezer. I think we are going to feed them to the missionaries. J
Oh, and he shot an elk. And had the entire thing put in sausage and jerky. I like that.
The first taste of the sheep meat. That face! Oh, and he doesn't wear his jamies everyday. It was Sunday. So, duh. Jamies it is. |
Oh, and he shot an elk. And had the entire thing put in sausage and jerky. I like that.
Oh, and I forgot to mention that we are making a rug out of this fella. We seriously are. And I am really excited for it. |
And since this post has no real theme, I might as well keep
going.
I have one uplifting incident I just gotta share. On Sabbath
days my husband is usually out the door on his way to early morning meeting
before I ever even begin to peel the mattress off my back.
While singing hymns (me in English as Cameron hollers along
in Portuguese. It is just about my favorite part of our Sundays) something
exploded. Our tire. It blew up. And my knight in shining armour pulled over and
fixed it in a jiffy. Peeling away shreds of what used to be our tire. Upon
putting on our spare we immediately realized this detour was far from over.
Upon letting our jack down we saw our spare, airless, shrink flat as a rug.
I was gonna get down there and help him, but it was much more important that I document the situation. |
But, thankfully, my darling inlaws, running a hair late,
were still behind us. Upon watching the silver bullet blur past us, we were
still able to flag them down by phone. Tome drives fast. But he tossed that
beast in reverse and saved the day.
Together we all we trotted through the Colorado wilderness
until arriving at our seemingly insignificant white chapel on the side of the
road. Where, as always, I understood very little of the Spanish spoken, but
again, as always, felt the overwhelming assurance in my heart that God knew me
and loved me. And that this life is indeed, beautiful.
I think the biggest blessing I got out of this post is the fact that you married a man who will act like a four year old with you.
ReplyDeleteYou too are so cute Tiff!! Love reading about your life :)
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